The New America Begins Here

Heres an idea... every country in Europe has an American style (usually 1950's era) dinner, Why not a French 'diner' in the middle of "traditional' America?? you know.. it'll be a regular dinner but instead of the "Waffle House it'll be called 'Maison de Gouffre", (respectively IHOP will then be called IHOC= house of crepes) instead of Hamburgers there will be "Steak Tare Tare" and "Filet American", Big 'old "Flap Jacks" will be be skinny creps (and stuffed creps mmmmm) instead of big coffees their will be cafe normal, cafe au lait (or cafe russe) and then the grand cafe (which is actually the size of a small american cup of joe), eggs sunny side up wont be there, if you want eggs they are "soft boiled", and you get little sticks of toasted white bread to dip into the egg after you crack open the top, and the waitresses will still say morning, but they will end it with "cherie" instead of "darlin"........